mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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domimatrix:

zuviosgemini:

dearmarinacountmein:

tawk0b3ll:

is she brushing his hair with a fork or 

dude it’s a dinglehopper. educate yourself.

Uncultured swine

^^^^^^^^^^

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No way… This is too awesome!

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8-Year-Old’s Eerie Answer To A Classic Question

Trying to talk to my crush

whatshouldwecallme: